/* TEAM */

    Handle: freecupholder
    Role: Breaker. Systems architect (cover story).
    Contact: x.com/freecupholder (DMs open)
    Twitter/X: @freecupholder
    From: [redacted]

/* THANKS */

    Everyone who ever left a staging environment exposed.
    You are the reason this discipline exists.

    The vendors who answered a disclosure email within 48 hours.
    You are rarer than you should be.

/* SITE */

    Standard: HTML5, CSS3
    Components: None. Hand-built, zero framework, zero trackers.
    JavaScript: ~2 KB of vanilla. A clock, a counter, a typewriter.
    Fonts: self-hosted. No third-party requests at all.
    Server-side code: none. This is a static site.
    Server: nginx on Debian
    Language: English / 日本語 accents
    Doctype: HTML5
    IDE: vim, and an unreasonable amount of coffee

/* NOTES */

    Breaking since 2006. Never patched.
    Blue team by day, red team by night, same brain.
    Yes, the TLD is part of the joke. Yes, the joke is load-bearing.

    Zero analytics. Zero cookies. Zero third-party requests.
    Nothing on this page talks to anyone but this domain.
    There is no form, so there is nothing to submit and
    nothing on the server that parses input.

                            終