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Breaker first, twenty years running. The day jobs — designer, developer, devops, systems architect — were just long-form recon. Yes, the TLD is part of the joke. Yes, the joke is load-bearing.
The Dossier
I was a breaker before I was anything else. Twenty years ago it was radios, routers, game saves, and the family PC — nothing in the house survived intact. The instinct never left; it still answers to the same IRC handle.
The day jobs climbed the builder ladder: award-winning design, then the apps, then the pipelines, then whole architectures. Every rung taught me the same thing from a new angle — the people who build a system are never the ones who know how it actually breaks. Except when they're the same person.
Blue team by day — I design the fortresses, harden the pipelines, sign off the architecture. Red team by night — I'm the reason the diagrams have red ink on them by morning. Same brain, opposite shifts, and neither one has ever lost to the other. Yet.
Web, cloud, and the siems in between — anywhere two systems trust each other a little too much, that's where you'll find me. With permission. Usually in scope.
Open a Channel
Found something in my stuff? Want your stuff broken — professionally, in scope, with a report at the end? Or just here to dispute the awards? The channel is open — it just isn't a form on this page.